Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Oh, Quinn


Just some Quinn stories:

  • As Andy is loading the 14th bag of fertilizer into the car Quinn turns back at him and shouts, "Um Dad, have you lost your mind."

  • When she is talking with Molly she will always add extra names like:
          Molly Marie (my middle name)
          Molly Morexi (um, not sure where that came from)
          Molly Mae Grace (her friend Stella's middle names)

  • When she is trying to be cool she will start talking like this: I was like...and then I was like... (she also uses a lot of hand gesturing and every so often adds in a ballerina move)

  • She is into telling us jokes and riddles.This all started after my friend Cassie's mom told her a joke about a banana going to the doctor, because he wasn't peeling well. She just thought that was the greatest.

            Here are the latest ones she has come up with on her own:
            Why did the bread cross the road?  
            To get to the butter side.

            Why did the tree open the door?
             Because he was leafing.

  • She was leaving school the other day and saw a woman with horribly tattooed eyebrows and turned and loudly said that she liked that lady's eyes. They then walked by a little further and said, "Dad sometimes people are just different and that is okay."  Can you tell she has a social worker for a mother?!                                                     
                                                               
  • The other night she told me she couldn't go to sleep because her pants were scratching her toe. She comes up with many excuses to prolong the bedtime routine. Just like her Auntie Ali used to as a child. 

  • She scuffed her big toe today while playing and has been crying off and on since it occured because she can see the blood. It is a tiny blood blister. Oh, the drama.  She won't even walk on it and will only walk on her heel, refusing to wear shoes.  Getting ready tomorrow is going to be fun!








Saturday, February 23, 2013

Quotes By Quinn


  • I'm in charge and Daddy isn't listening to me.
  • Hayley took all my snow toys and I didn't realize...I guess we are just going to have to investigate and solve the problem.
  • Molly is a really hilarious baby. I just love her so much I could eat her. (and she tries)
  • Mom stop being ridiculous.
  • When I get older I'm gonna marry Daddy, but I'm not gonna have a baby, because I don't want to puke like you Mommy.
  • Mom, I can't be four forever. You are just gonna have to deal about it.  

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Recent Quotes by Q

She wakes up at 2AM. "Daddy, Mommy I have boogers."
"I want a ownytail Mommy." We really want to get her hair cut into a bob but she might have a heart attack if she can't have a big ownytail.
"I want Gaga again." After a Lady Gaga song was on the radio...this is why we limit the radio because it causes breakdowns when a song ends.
"I go poopy in the potty because I'm a big girl like....."and then she lists everyone she knows who goes on the potty.
"I cute and fast."
"That's not nice Mommy. You time out."
"I have boobs" Quite infatuated with her anatomy these days and will make statements in public about it.
"Your so funny and silly, Daddy."
"I puke. It's disgusting. I need a wipe."